Big Lizard in My Backyard

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Im a weird kid w/ a shipping problem,big slash fan.Multi fandom blog mixed with some funny and hipster shit.enjoy!

April 24, 2014 6:18 pm
relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

(via archdvmon)

 
6:18 pm

harryhickey:

sadderdays:

garlic bread is fucking gross

report this blog

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6:17 pm
tranquilsouls:

scumi:

most favorite quote of all time.

wow

tranquilsouls:

scumi:

most favorite quote of all time.

wow

(via guy)

 
6:16 pm

mewiet:

retrogradeworks:

I love to see children who are so delicate and gentle with animals.  It warms my heart amidst a sea of brats pulling cats’ tails and getting whacked.

Also JESUS THAT’S A SNUGGLY CHICKEN.

I love how she reaches up on her tippy toes to snuggle into his shoulder.

(Source: hannahbowl, via eclecticpandas)

 
6:16 pm

vinesnow:

That Dance You Hit When You And Your Best Friends Song Comes On / Vine By: Jeremy Scott
(the best vines on tumblr: VinesNow.com)

(Source: vinesnow, via pizza)

 
6:15 pm
 
6:14 pm

berylliant:

When twelve year old girls write ill-conceived fanfic plots in which everyone is attracted to their “edgy”, mysterious, egocentric main character they call it trash but when Moffat does it they call it a script. Hmmm. Suspicious.

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6:09 pm 6:08 pm

deductions-with-thedoctor:

bubbleberrys-bash:

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

When I was 7 there was a group of really mean girls in my class and one day I pulled out my crayons and one of the girls walked up to my desk and looked me in the eye as she snapped my crayons in half 

if i were you i would have sharpened that crayon back, walked up to her, and looked her in the eye as i sliCED HER FUCKING THROAT OPEN WITH IT, I NEEDED A NEW RED ANYWAYS

new from crayola:

image

(Source: caseyanthonyofficial, via telapathetic)

 
6:07 pm
introduceyourlipstomine:


brendonurieinmypants:

me walking away from my responsibilities

That fucking head shake near the end.

introduceyourlipstomine:

brendonurieinmypants:

me walking away from my responsibilities

That fucking head shake near the end.

(Source: des-ro, via varrka)

 
6:07 pm

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6:07 pm

The single best thing about coming out of the closet is that nobody can insult you by telling you what you’ve just told them- Rachel Maddow 

(Source: dr-arizonatorres, via i-am-mishafuckingcollins)

 
6:06 pm
 
6:06 pm

idinaelsa:

who wore it best?

(via leethepace)

 
6:05 pm
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